36 y.old woman from Moscow is looking for marriage with the U.S. citizen. will cover travel expences +. if interested, e-mail to balance3456@yahoo.com

 

Can you tell about +?

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yes, please more details on +, such tempting offer, need more details.

can we have a picture too ?  'cause based on that the "+" may have to be larger ! 

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- Независимость - это когда в 20-й раз наступаешь на одни и те же грабли, а русские уже ни при чем....

wow

 

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1. it said husband, not husbands - do you see the difference?

2. which part of "if interested, e-mail to balance3456@yahoo.com" you didn't get?

balance:

1. it said husband, not husbands - do you see the difference?

2. which part of "if interested, e-mail to balance3456@yahoo.com" you didn't get?

lol... so much for the sweet, meek and mild myth.  Finally, some truth in advertising.  Good for her.  ;)

balance:

1. it said husband, not husbands - do you see the difference?

2. which part of "if interested, e-mail to balance3456@yahoo.com" you didn't get?

Ouch! Little piece of advice, lady.. American men are not looking for attitude from imported females. They have that here in abundance!

Just FYI excerpt from imported russian wife handbook.

"Imported russian wife must be polite, quiet, good looking, nice cooking, exceptional house cleaner, sexy, sit at home all day long and raise children. When American Husband (yes, from capital H) is watching football with friends (or just watching TV all day long) she must stay alert for any request to bring cold beer or make chicken wings or get pizza in a quick and silent way. When she got request completed she must stay beside the couch with her hands at her chin level and ask if there is anything else she can do right away or she can go continue cleaning the house.

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If russian wife shows any sign of a mood or attitude she will get her paperwork canceled and deported back home for a replacement."

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Balance, I really appreciate the subtle specification in your title...  "the U.S. citizen."  So, we are looking for THE man...   what does that mean to you, exactly? 

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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when her mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

Thank you, Mr. Advisor. Check www.idealist.org - the World needs you too.

jezz, this pimp is too rude .... she can find US Citizen somewhere else...

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- Независимость - это когда в 20-й раз наступаешь на одни и те же грабли, а русские уже ни при чем....

answer are always in the same head where questions came from. sometimes scratching helps.

I like your conclusion, "Mr. Pomidor" wanna be: Независимость - это когда в 20-й раз наступаешь на одни и те же грабли. Your comments are wise, timely and appreciated.

 

 

 

 

Y'all people shoulda be ashamed of yourselfs. 

Balance,

I tell you what, don't mind them dumb jokers, they ain't got nothin' better to do than make them stupid jokes. Now, I won't be going to waste your time and will get right to the business. I am a man and I am a US citizen.

Now, I need to know somethin. Is sex included in that "+" you r talking about? Cause ya know, it's been a while for me, them goats just not the same as a real lady, you know. Also, you said somethin about covering  expences. You reckon you could cover some dental work I need done? Don't get alarmed or anything, I am a pretty good looking fellow, specially if I take shower. It's just with the marriage and all I wanna look my best for you, ya know. Write me back to billy@overyounder.com

P.S.

Forgot to tell ya, I fart a lot. Hope that's not a problem for you.

Balance,

I like your style.

The truth is:  there are only 2 kinds of American guys on this site......old perverts, and me.  And I'm close to becoming an old pervert.

So, I recommend you have your friend join Match.com and start emailing AMerican men that way.  It is an effective way for her to get her profile in front of American men who 'might' respond.  Certainly, I would take somebody on Match.com more seriously than I would some Russian dating agency that is trying to fly American men to Moscow or Kiev to meet Russian brides.  Also, when she joins match, she can expand her dating range to 3,000 miles and email men in every city.  Yep, match.com is her ticket to the American dream.  No joke.   I have to tell you though, she is going to have to chase men in their 50's/60's.  Which is great, cuz they will keel over dead shortly after the marriage ceremony, and then she can import her hot Russian boyfriend.  Alles gut.

The other issue is that most American men aren't really looking for marriage.  Just sex.  But as you know, you hook them with the sex, and then seduce them into marriage - match.com is perfect for that.

:-)

 

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"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

I really like these modern methods of slave-owning.

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