OK, the forum is amazingly slow, so I had an idea. How about all participants of this forum will begin to write a story? There is no definite plot line, nobody knows how the story unveils, where it goes, and how it ends. However, the main characters of the story are all our "nick names." So, your contribution may be a word, a phrase, a sentence, a paragraph, as long as it is connected to the previously written material. Thus, we all must keep up with the story in order for it to make sense, and we all become participants of the story as well. If you like this idea, support it! :) And here is the beginning of the story ... (not original, yet common):

Once upon a time,

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"Some say the Muses are nine: how careless! Look, there's Sappho too, from Lesbos, the tenth." Plato

Once upon a time, in old great England there was a kingdom, and the king of the England had a good taste but bad manners. And every time when he had a headache he was saying rude things and giving nasty orders to his subordinates. People hated him, he was a bad ruler.

But once upon a time,

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there was a prime-minister, who hated the king and called his people in KGB and asked them to add polony into king's breakfast.....

When king was dead, prime minister declared democratic reforms and sexual freedom. 

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- Независимость - это когда в 20-й раз наступаешь на одни и те же грабли, а русские уже ни при чем....

the end.

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Я вам дам "the end".  Экстрадицию требуем.

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"Я это понимаю на рациональном уровне, но не могу принять на эмоциональном" --Бизнесмен Борис Березовский

Once upon a time there was one woman who had chronic back pain and was able to cure it, only after the doctor suggested masturbation to her. 

You guys suck! What happened to the characters' development? Where is the plot line? Where is continuity?! Why not begin the story this way:

 
Once upon a time, Green Ministrey discovered RussianAtlanta chat.
 

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"Some say the Muses are nine: how careless! Look, there's Sappho too, from Lesbos, the tenth." Plato

He figured "Why not?  Let's try to stir up this crowd!"

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did i thought greenminstrey and pulled out a razor sword. To be or not to be, this is a question! o_0

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And since not everyone liked such behaviour, they quickly supplied the youngster with a cup full of poisoned wine.

Wait a minute, I've seen this somewhere before. . .
 

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Green grinned and dipped his grim razor sword in a poisoned green wine. My intrepid knights! - he shouted - Who's here for circumcision stand in the line! I have a "half off" special today!

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Egor:

Я вам дам "the end".  Экстрадицию требуем.

а нету у вас методов против Британского правосудия, вот ! 

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_Sergey_:

Green grinned and dipped his grim razor sword in a poisoned green wine. My intrepid knights! - he shouted - Who's here for circumcision stand in the line! I have a "half off" special today!

And Egor, also known as the Knight of the Bright Ass, bravely, as always, put his leg forth to save the manhoods of his fellow knights. And this is, when the unthinkable happened...

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"Some say the Muses are nine: how careless! Look, there's Sappho too, from Lesbos, the tenth." Plato

переименуйте в орден Сияющего Сердца)

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