Balance, can I ask why such a strong, courageous woman is single at 36?  Have you been married before?  Any children?  What do you have to offer to an American that he can't get right here in his own country (and from a younger girl)?

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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when her mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

You people are overanalyzing.. this is just temporary.

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"Я это понимаю на рациональном уровне, но не могу принять на эмоциональном" --Бизнесмен Борис Березовский

What's temporary?

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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when her mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

she just wantsto get in here and get a citizenship. For a mutually agreed upon "repayment" of some sort. Isn't it obvious?  There is no need to pull an e-harmony here

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"Я это понимаю на рациональном уровне, но не могу принять на эмоциональном" --Бизнесмен Борис Березовский

I didn't understand what "temporary" referred to.  I see what you're saying, and yes, it's obvious.  "Fektivni Brak."  A few years back I was offered 20K to do it.  Not worth it.  Balance, how much are you willing to pay?

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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when her mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

20K?! Where do I sign?

Balance, you got one!  Quick, before he changes his mind!

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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when her mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

Yo, JB  - step off - she wanted US citizen, not American .... that qualifies a lot of people here.

 

But her pimp is ruining this for everyone. 

 

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- Независимость - это когда в 20-й раз наступаешь на одни и те же грабли, а русские уже ни при чем....

Why is life so confusing?

On the one hand, I could really use $20K, and do a good deed by importing a nice Russian girl.  On the other hand, the legal fees to disentangle my estate from my new Russian wife who would undoubtedly want to keep my 'stuff' would exceed $20K.

On the other hand, I just got a nice pay raise, and would love to go to Ultrra Mark tonight and enjoy that Russian vodka drinking party in downtown ATlanta, and  maybe meet some nice Russian girl (younger than 37) who digs a hot English spy like myself....but then, I KNOW in my heart we are in a recession and so I should save and not spend every penny (roundtrip taxi = $30, vodka/partying = $40, cover fee is $10 total = $80) - so I'll just drink at home and party down the street for less than $20. 

So confusing....when a decadent guy like me making six figures has to worry about a $60 variance in partying.  But I do. 

I just hope to God that when I register as a Democrat (for the first time) and vote in Obama for President, and vote out every single Democratic incumbant, that the filthy rich get taxed to death and see their portfolios drop 40% and maybe crash their Mercedes in frustration.  Yeah, that would make me feel better.

ps:  did anybody see 'Trade'?  wow.  rough movie.  as usual, Russians are portrayed as teh toughest/meanest gangsters ever.  I guess you can be proud of making the Italian mafia look nice.

 

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"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

Only your mama will marry you. Keep your goat.

Thank you, James.

If you don't know - I can't tell you.

balance:

Only your mama will marry you. Keep your goat.

Ну зря ты так...не плохой жених был...так вот всех женихов распугать можно...ну подумаешь "dental work" нужен и пердит он (все мужики пердят)...могло бы быть и хуже.

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lol

baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaa

(that's a goat)

 

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"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

balance:

Only your mama will marry you. Keep your goat.

 I like funy. My third wife was like that, got me my 2 front teeth lose. Hey babe, if you ain't got $20K, I understand. Send me your picture and I might negotiate down a little. Depends on that pic of yours.